eHarmony Free Over Labor Day Weekend

I learned from one of my fellow Gack Inkers that eHarmony, a dating site that she said is quite expensive otherwise, is having a deal this weekend. You get to sign up for free AND be able to communicate with your matches through Monday, Labor Day, Sept. 3rd. So of course I rush over there and go through the whole personality profile test and what happens? They come back and say that they can't help me, that they have no matches for me. They said that 1 out of 5 people who apply this happens to. Well! I guess that confirms it. I AM unique.